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Tak Vás vítám v klubu věnovaném našim miláčkům-skupině King Crimson.Takže neváhejte a pojďte diskutovat s dalšími Crimson maniaky…


Moje webové stránky o art a progres rocku :
Progrockove stranky Zde najdete hlasovani o nejoblibenejsi album, a spoustu dalsich informaci...


webové stránky o King Crimson :
Stranky o KC Spousta informaci o King Crimson
Výborný program do prehravace a výtečné internetové rádio :
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Nejoblíbenější album
Celkem hlasovalo: 10

1.Red---------------------37b.
2.Larks' Tongues In Aspic-34b.
3.Islands-----------------34b.
4.In The Court Of The CK--31b.
5.Discipline--------------29b.
6.Starless and Bible Black-26b.
7.In The Wake Of Poseidon-23b.
8.Lizard------------------20b.
9.Thrak-------------------14b.
10.Three Of A Perfect Pair-9b.
11.Projects----------------5b.
12.Beat--------------------4b.

Anketa o tom, zda se vam libi debutove album

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mdduch 2.3.2008 17:20  1724
NazdááááááárTak sem tady z vyletu a klub zachranime ne? :)
suchos 26.1.2008 13:41  1723
aldrickjasně :-)
aldrick 25.1.2008 23:17  1722
suchosbtw řádek o tom redneck metalu (Kabátech), bylo tvoje dílo, jak někdo někde uvedl?
olias Olias 25.1.2008 15:46  1721
Já když jsem tenhle vtípek slyšel popravé, tak mi jednoznačně najzábavnější přišel Death a Progressive metalista..
gilbert Gilbert Bingo Spár - alias Radovan Spárkatý 25.1.2008 14:43  1720
A přibývaj další a další.
suchos 25.1.2008 11:22  1719
no...všechny jsou výstižné.
diesbies diesbies -každá změna přináší zhoršení 25.1.2008 10:49  1718
MNě (mi) se líbí:
* GORE METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.
:D
ajjad AJJAD Ani sen vo změně v nerost si zdát - www.AJJAD 25.1.2008 06:40  1717
my choice* SPEED METAL
Suddenly there, short solo, dragon is confused, someone's screaming weird stuff, princess realizes she's been deflowered, dragon and princess are still looking for the one who did this.
olias Olias 25.1.2008 01:42  1716
Když na to přijde, tak smát se dá komukoliv a čemokoliv..

bubla Bubla 25.1.2008 01:29 - Klub GENESIS (20:43) 1715
no nevim, našel bych i horší :-)* POWER METAL
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

* THRASH METAL
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.

* HEAVY METAL
The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few
beers and fucks the princess.

* FOLK METAL
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then they all leave........ without the princess.

* VIKING METAL
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.

* DEATH METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.

* BLACK METAL
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.

* GORE METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.

* GRIND METAL
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...

* DOOM METAL
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. Thats the end of the sad story.

* GOTHIC METAL
The princess in a velvet costume starts singing soprano. The protagonist completes the duet by adding the beast part, while the dragon plays the flute. Suddenly he swallows up the pipe and accidently scorches the beauty and the beast and suffocates to death. All their souls are damned in hell's eternity.

* PROGRESSIVE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the HEAVY METAL protagonist.

* INDUSTRIAL METAL
The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.

* SPEED METAL
Suddenly there, short solo, dragon is confused, someone's screaming weird stuff, princess realizes she's been deflowered, dragon and princess are still looking for the one who did this.

* CHRISTIAN METAL
The protagonist rides in on his way home from church and sings a mushy power ballad to the dragon about how much Jesus loves him and that the dragon should turn to Him. The Dragon is immediately converted, and when the princess wants to thank the protagonist he replies, "Sorry, but I don't believe in having sex before marriage."

* GLAM METAL
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour.

* BATTLE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a legion of a hundred brave footmen, war chariots and a dozen elite warriors and, as a master tactician, flanks the dragon in a bloody siege that lasts six hours. The princess gets bored.

* NU METAL
The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.

* EMO
The protagonist sees the dragon and moans about how hard it will be to get the princess to fall in love with him. He gets eaten. The princess is very happy, because he was a whiny dork anyway.

* GRUNGE
The protagonist doesn't get eaten by the dragon because he stinks too much from not washing his hair in months. The princess won't go near him either, and he ends up dying on the town hall steps with the other grungers due to the over consumption of white cider.

* POP-PUNK
The dragon can't eat the protagonist because he can't catch him because he keeps bouncing up and down. The princess won't fuck him either, because he likes ska.
aldrick 25.1.2008 01:23  1714
a mimochodem v tom profláknutym vtipu o hradu, drakovi, princezně a různých typech metalistů z toho taky asi nejhůř vychází ten progmetalista:)
aldrick 25.1.2008 01:22  1713
já teda tu vysmívanost vnímám, vyslechnul jsem si od řady známých hodně urážlivých věcí na adresu své oblíbené progrockové hudby... přitom žádná taková slova jsem neslyšel na adresu vážné hudby, jazzu, ale ani nějakého hip hopu a tak...
dzyan 24.1.2008 21:09  1712
Sun Ra/Atlantis 1968 neskutecne dilo.To co predvedli v posledni skladbe stejnomenne skladby ktera ma pres 21 minut je totalne nadcasove a avantgardni.Myslim ze i King crimson a F.Zappa byli jimi urcite ovlivneni.Tez Angels and demons at play(1956-1960)jsou nadcasovy,jak rikaji Sun Ra je muz out of time.
pegas Pegas 24.1.2008 15:34  1711
suchos: Asi jsem to blbě formuloval...
Prostě bych chtěl vědět, jak konkrétně se projevuje to, že je progrock nejvysmívanějším žánrem od poloviny sedmdesátých let, když pomineme opakované klišé o dinosaurech, které mnozí (novináři, moderátoři) používají, ale asi jenom proto, že si to někde přečetli a chtějí vypadali znalí věci.
olias Olias 24.1.2008 13:51  1710
Nemyslím, že by to byl jen jev Lopuchu..Na koncertech vídám a slýchám různých takových hlášek...
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